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So I woke up two days ago thinking this exact thing: “You know what, I could go for a bowl of Oreo-O’s.” Knowing it had been a long time since I had purchased said cereal, I jotted it down on my list of to buy items.\u00a0 Yesterday when I realized I had nothing to eat anywhere in my apartment, I made my trip out to the old Wal-Mart and went up to the cereal aisle first thing.\u00a0 I went up it once.\u00a0 Then I went up it again.\u00a0 Then I decided I lost the ability to read.\u00a0 I double checked by trying to read my list of goods.<\/p>\n

Oreo-O’s<\/p>\n

Ok I can still read.\u00a0 So I did a triple take.\u00a0 But on this triple take, I decided to scan the price tags to see if I was just really unlucky and someone else had the same craving and stocked up.\u00a0 To my dismay, said product was completely gone.\u00a0 So I came home and did what anyone would do in the Internet age.\u00a0 I wikied it.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Oreo_O%27s<\/a><\/p>\n

According to an email from consumer relations, this product was discontinued in 2007.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So now, a part of my late teenage years is gone.\u00a0 My most beloved and probably unhealthy breakfast ritual is gone and has been gone for over a year!!!!\u00a0 I’ve idiotically replaced it with OATMEAL!\u00a0 A sign of old man-ism.\u00a0 Actually you know what else I added was toasted english muffins to breakfast.\u00a0 Anyway, goodbye Oreo-O’s.\u00a0 You were my favorite sin.\u00a0 I ended my shopping trip with double stuff oreos though in consolation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I woke up two days ago thinking this exact thing: “You know what, I could go for a bowl of Oreo-O’s.” Knowing it had been a long time since I had purchased said cereal, I jotted it down on my list of to buy items.\u00a0 Yesterday when I realized I had nothing to eat […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timothyhanson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timothyhanson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timothyhanson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timothyhanson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timothyhanson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.timothyhanson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":307,"href":"https:\/\/www.timothyhanson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions\/307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timothyhanson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timothyhanson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timothyhanson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}