Breakfast -1
Posted by TimothyNov 10
So I woke up two days ago thinking this exact thing: “You know what, I could go for a bowl of Oreo-O’s.” Knowing it had been a long time since I had purchased said cereal, I jotted it down on my list of to buy items. Yesterday when I realized I had nothing to eat anywhere in my apartment, I made my trip out to the old Wal-Mart and went up to the cereal aisle first thing. I went up it once. Then I went up it again. Then I decided I lost the ability to read. I double checked by trying to read my list of goods.
Oreo-O’s
Ok I can still read. So I did a triple take. But on this triple take, I decided to scan the price tags to see if I was just really unlucky and someone else had the same craving and stocked up. To my dismay, said product was completely gone. So I came home and did what anyone would do in the Internet age. I wikied it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oreo_O%27s
According to an email from consumer relations, this product was discontinued in 2007.
So now, a part of my late teenage years is gone. My most beloved and probably unhealthy breakfast ritual is gone and has been gone for over a year!!!! I’ve idiotically replaced it with OATMEAL! A sign of old man-ism. Actually you know what else I added was toasted english muffins to breakfast. Anyway, goodbye Oreo-O’s. You were my favorite sin. I ended my shopping trip with double stuff oreos though in consolation.
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