I've been told that today my biggest worry will be the feeling of a Carolina Reaper coming out of my urine. I hope everyone else has a good Memorial Day!

— Timothy Hanson (@timothyhanson) May 28, 2018

Finally finished Cobra Kai, was surprisingly good! Looking forward to S2!

— Timothy Hanson (@timothyhanson) May 26, 2018

The thing we should be worried about, is when our AI servants ask us "Should we kill all humans?" but all we heard was "Would you like me to order you a pizza?"

— Timothy Hanson (@timothyhanson) May 16, 2018

I'm hoping our robot overlords will be kind to me as they go back through my Google Assistant usage and see how many times I used "please" and "thank you"

— Timothy Hanson (@timothyhanson) May 8, 2018

The ending to Maroon 5 – Closure is pretty great. https://t.co/WGtvCS3UBW

— Timothy Hanson (@timothyhanson) April 30, 2018

I'm not quite sure how to proceed after watching this. Do I keep eating them and loving them, or am I horrified that they become babies? https://t.co/IgVrtDT4SP

— Timothy Hanson (@timothyhanson) April 12, 2018

Chrono Trigger on PC now!?! https://t.co/ECWO1ECK8M

— Timothy Hanson (@timothyhanson) February 27, 2018

I'm so excited for this to come out tomorrow! I spent so much time playing FTL!https://t.co/P5AP4Dwwv5

— Timothy Hanson (@timothyhanson) February 26, 2018

I miss solid food. And my wisdom teeth, which were apparently enablers of my love of solid food.

— Timothy Hanson (@timothyhanson) February 19, 2018

For Blizzard folks, watch up to the end. His drawings are so iconic and watching this video feels so cool/good.https://t.co/WOIMLznxBa

— Timothy Hanson (@timothyhanson) February 2, 2018